Hello everyone! Do you know what today is? Today is the day that I announce
HEY PAIS VALENTINES!
New designs, new envelopes, new stickers! Envelope button has been fixed, sorry about that!
New digital download option!
The first set, as always, is regular Hey Pais CAT JOKES, perfect for any cat lover or Hey Pais fan. These feature me and Boo Radley on pretty pink and lavender cardstock. They measure 4.25" by 5.5".
You can get them uncolored, as above, or hand-colored by me with colored pencils. Hand-colored cards are sold out! I'm leaving the pictures for prettiness.
The other set is about PACIFIC RIM! The Girl and I are really into the movie Pacific Rim, and so I've seen it a bunch of times. These cards are on the same colors of cardstock, pretty pink and lavender:
Or they can also be hand-colored:
The cards look like this on the back:
Each set contains four A2 envelopes, the perfect size for the valentines. CAT VALENTINES come with SHIMMERY PINK envelopes, and four SPARKLING HEART stickers:
PACIFIC RIM valentines come with SHIMMERY SILVER envelopes and four METALLIC ROBOT stickers:
This is how the valentines smell:
And this is how they taste:
And you can step on them:
HOW TO BUY:
Choose whether you want hand-colored (paw-colored) valentines or black-and-white valentines on colored paper. Remember to pick whether you live in North America or on another continent; shipping (in a sturdy cardboard envelope!) is included. In the text box, tell me if you want Cat Jokes, Pacific Rim Jokes, or if you bought more than one set you can get a combination. They get cheaper the more you buy! If you want envelopes, add a set to your cart before you check out. You can get as many envelope sets as you want, just update the quantity on the checkout page.
Black and White Valentines -- North America:
Black and White Valentines -- Rest of the World:
Hand-Colored Valentines are SOLD OUT! Thank you, everyone!
Envelope & Sticker Sets:
I hope all of this makes sense! If you have any questions, or you want something special, just email me! pais at hey pais dot com. I will help you with whatever you need! You can also hit me up on twitter at @heypais.
Older valentines are still available in limited quantities here. Every year I get someone who
just heard of my comics this year but is really into the thing from last year. I always like that.
If you want any of those older ones, just email me please and I'll set it up for you!
Please note that cardstock colors on older valentines may differ slightly, and I can't offer
paw-colored valentines from the archives--I sold them all!
NEW THIS YEAR: Digital Back Issues of
PDFS of past years' valentines are available for purchase at
Gumroad. This is my first year trying this, so we'll see how it goes! You can download the
PDFs and print them at home or at work (I won't tell your boss). GUMROAD VALENTINES SHOP
Thanks for reading! Happy Valentine's Day! We are CANCELLING THE APOCALYPSE!